Okay, why is the title in quotes? Because it’s a quote, silly. Ah, but from whom?
Question: What’s Phillip’s favorite TV show?
Answer: The Dick Van Dyke Show.
Easy question, right? Well. Let’s try something a little harder. There are a handful of other DVD aficionados out there who read this blog regularly. Some are family, some might as well be. So, let’s have a little quiz.
This is how it will work: There are ten lines below. You tell me who said the line and to whom and what the episode was in which it appeared. Sounds easy, huh? I warn you, this is not for beginners.
Rules:
Do your own work. No pairing up.
No referring to the tapes or DVDs.
Scoring:
There are 20 items, each worth 5 points. You get 5 points for identifying the episode and 5 points for identifying the person who delivered the line and to whom….don’t forget that part.
Here’s the grading system:
80-100....Honorary Cast Member
60-80......New Rochelle Resident
40-60......You’re no Eleanor Roosevelt
20-40......Dummy McGee
0-20........Bupkis
Good Luck!

#1 Why, once I shook so hard, I emulsified xylene and hexal alcohol! And you know they don’t mix.
#2 You look like you slept in a box of prunes.
#3 Well, if he lived in the city like any normal kid, he’d be attacked by a nice street gang.
#4 Yeah, I can run back here and blow my nose, I guess.
#5 You might find another Monroe Deifendorf.
#6 You know what’s wrong with bucket seats? Everybody’s got a different size bucket.
#7 Music’s the same, costumes are the same, after a while you forget they’re monkeys
#8 Can you double stitch? Can you make hoops? I’m the only one who ever made Peter Pan fly, without showing an inch of under garment.
#9 You are in charge of his mouth. If he opens it, stick a buttered roll in it.
#10 How can I have a romantic weekend when I know I’m a lousy kisser?
Extra Credit:
5 points each for a brief explanation of the following:
1. Dummy McGee
2. You’re no Eleanor Roosevelt
3. “Let’s play a game!!!”
I’ll give each of you your scores as a comment when you comment on the blog with your answers.